{"product_id":"not-today-unfiltered-signs-calendars","title":"😂NOT TODAY! — Unfiltered Signs \u0026 Calendars","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e #sarcastic-desk-landing{   --green:#28b298;   --dark:#202524;   --pink:#ed5774;   --cream:#f7f6f0;   --muted:#58645f;   --line:#e3e7e1;   width:100%;   max-width:900px;   margin:0 auto;   padding:0;   color:var(--dark);   background:#fff;   font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;   line-height:1.6;   overflow:hidden;   overflow-wrap:break-word; } #sarcastic-desk-landing *, #sarcastic-desk-landing *:before, #sarcastic-desk-landing *:after{   box-sizing:border-box; } #sarcastic-desk-landing h1, #sarcastic-desk-landing h2, #sarcastic-desk-landing h3, #sarcastic-desk-landing p, #sarcastic-desk-landing figure{   margin:0; } #sarcastic-desk-landing h1, #sarcastic-desk-landing h2{   font-family:Impact,'Arial Narrow',Arial,sans-serif;   font-weight:900;   line-height:1.12;   text-transform:uppercase; } #sarcastic-desk-landing h2{   font-size:clamp(27px,5vw,42px); 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} #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-benefit strong{   display:block;   color:white;   font-size:13px;   line-height:1.4;   margin-bottom:5px; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-benefit p{   font-size:12px;   line-height:1.55; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-quote-grid{   display:grid;   grid-template-columns:repeat(3,minmax(0,1fr));   gap:10px;   margin-top:19px; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-quote{   min-height:134px;   display:flex;   align-items:center;   justify-content:center;   padding:16px 12px;   background:var(--green);   color:white;   border-radius:8px;   text-align:center;   font-family:Impact,'Arial Narrow',Arial,sans-serif;   font-size:clamp(16px,2.7vw,24px);   line-height:1.2;   text-transform:uppercase; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-quote:nth-child(2){   background:var(--pink); } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-quote:nth-child(3){   background:#313736; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-muted-note{   margin-top:12px;   font-size:11px;   color:#78837d; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-soft{   background:#f7f6f0; 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} #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-checks li{   position:relative;   padding:10px 0 10px 27px;   border-bottom:1px solid #e4e9e4;   font-size:13px;   color:#53625b; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-checks li:before{   content:'✓';   position:absolute;   left:0;   top:10px;   color:#169c80;   font-weight:900; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-gift{   background:#f9e9ec; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-gift-tags{   display:flex;   flex-wrap:wrap;   gap:7px;   margin-top:15px; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-gift-tags span{   padding:7px 10px;   background:#fff;   border:1px solid #e5cbd0;   border-radius:20px;   font-size:11px;   font-weight:800; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-faq details{   padding:13px 0;   border-bottom:1px solid var(--line); } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-faq summary{   font-size:14px;   line-height:1.5;   color:#284438;   font-weight:800;   cursor:pointer; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-faq details p{   padding-top:8px;   font-size:13px;   color:var(--muted); } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-final{   padding:34px 20px;   color:white;   background:var(--dark);   text-align:center; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-final h2{   font-size:clamp(37px,7vw,62px);   color:#74e3c5; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-final p{   color:#dce8e1;   max-width:540px;   margin:0 auto; } #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-final-tag{   display:inline-block;   margin-top:18px;   padding:10px 18px;   color:#10392e;   background:#63dbb8;   border-radius:5px;   font-weight:900;   font-size:12px;   letter-spacing:1px; } @media(max-width:640px){   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-section{     padding:23px 15px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-hero{     padding:23px 14px 18px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-hero h1{     font-size:54px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-hero-lead{     font-size:17px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-hero-photo{     margin-top:16px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-benefits{     grid-template-columns:1fr;     gap:7px;     margin-top:15px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-benefit{     padding:11px 13px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-quote-grid{     grid-template-columns:1fr;     gap:8px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-quote{     min-height:78px;     font-size:23px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-format-grid{     grid-template-columns:1fr;     gap:10px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-format-card{     display:grid;     grid-template-columns:43% 57%;     align-items:center;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-format-info{     padding:11px 12px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-format-info h3{     font-size:15px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-format-info p{     font-size:12px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-row{     grid-template-columns:1fr;     gap:14px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-compare-grid{     gap:8px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-compare-card{     padding:13px 9px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-compare-card strong{     font-size:13px;   }   #sarcastic-desk-landing .sd-compare-card p{     font-size:12px;   } } \u003c\/style\u003e \u003cdiv id=\"sarcastic-desk-landing\"\u003e \u003c!-- TOP BAR --\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-topbar\"\u003eBIG LETTERS · ZERO FILTER · PURE SARCASM\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-hero\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e Funny Desk Accessories for People with Zero Patience \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch1\u003eNOT \u003cem\u003eTODAY!\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-hero-lead\"\u003eLet Your Desk Say What You're Thinking. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-hero-copy\"\u003eTired of stupid questions, awkward small talk, and never-ending interruptions? Meet the brutally funny desk signs and desktop calendars that say the quiet part out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pills\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-pill\"\u003e😂 Savage Humor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-pill\"\u003e🔄 Flip \u0026amp; Display\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-pill\"\u003e🎁 Funny Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cfigure class=\"sd-hero-photo\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Turquoise sarcastic desk flip sign\" loading=\"eager\" src=\"https:\/\/www.breliance.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/b21564686558adcc8e1642284c1753011804e39b.webp\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- KEY BENEFITS --\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-belt\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e12-IN-1\u003cbr\u003eDESK FLIP SIGN\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e2027\u003cbr\u003eDESK CALENDAR\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e3 COLORS\u003cbr\u003eAVAILABLE\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- MAIN PRODUCT BENEFITS --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section sd-dark sd-center\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e Your Mood. In Very Large Letters. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eSOME DAYS,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-green\"\u003eTHE SIGN\u003c\/span\u003e SAYS IT BEST.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhen another 'quick question' comes your way, why waste your breath? Let your desk handle the attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cfigure class=\"sd-image\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"12-in-1 turquoise desktop flip sign\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.breliance.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/fa9a6fc46f94b31a651be9a5042a34b1f18f3735.webp\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-benefits\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-benefit\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e🔄 12 Different Messages\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe Desk Flip Sign features 12 unfiltered statuses to match your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-benefit\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e💬 Bold \u0026amp; Unfiltered\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eLarge lettering and brutally honest humor make every message stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-benefit\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e🖥️ Made for Your Desk\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eChoose a standalone flip sign or a desktop calendar with monthly dates.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- SAMPLE MESSAGES --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section sd-center sd-soft\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e A Taste of the Attitude \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003ePOLITELY PUT?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-pink\"\u003eABSOLUTELY NOT.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-sub\"\u003eHere are a few brutally honest messages featured in the collection.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-quote-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-quote\"\u003eDOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-quote\"\u003eI'M NOT PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-quote\"\u003e$1 FOR EACH DUMB QUESTION YOU ASK.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-muted-note\"\u003eContains explicit language. Exact messages depend on the selected format.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- TWO PRODUCT OPTIONS --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section sd-format-bg sd-center\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e Two Formats. Same Attitude. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003ePICK YOUR \u003cspan class=\"sd-green\"\u003eATTITUDE.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-sub\"\u003eLooking for a hilarious desk statement or a sarcastic way to track 2027? Choose the version that suits your workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-format-grid\"\u003e \u003c!-- DESK FLIP SIGN --\u003e \u003carticle class=\"sd-format-card\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"12-in-1 turquoise desk flip sign\" height=\"990\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.breliance.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/c158c38d6b990f7143caaea879f949fb8a5a507a.webp\" width=\"990\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-format-info\"\u003e \u003csmall\u003e12 Unfiltered Statuses\u003c\/small\u003e \u003ch3\u003e🗯️ Desk Flip Sign\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eA freestanding spiral-bound sign with 12 sarcastic messages. Flip whenever your mood changes.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/article\u003e \u003c!-- DESK CALENDAR --\u003e \u003carticle class=\"sd-format-card\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"2027 turquoise sarcastic desk calendar\" height=\"990\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.breliance.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/85b4924542c057518d44d9b4120fd55c3100fc1d.webp\" width=\"990\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-format-info\"\u003e \u003csmall\u003e2027 Desktop Edition\u003c\/small\u003e \u003ch3\u003e📅 Desk Calendar\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eA standing monthly calendar that combines useful date grids with hilarious sarcastic messages.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/article\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-muted-note\"\u003eThese are two separate product options. Select your preferred format when ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- COLOR OPTIONS --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section sd-center\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e Match Your Workspace \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eYOUR DESK.\u003cbr\u003eYOUR COLOR.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-green\"\u003eYOUR RULES.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-sub\"\u003eGo fresh with Turquoise, turn up the attitude with Vivid Crimson, or keep it classic with Black.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-color-list\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-color\"\u003e Turquoise \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-color\"\u003e Vivid Crimson \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-color\"\u003e Black \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cfigure class=\"sd-image\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Turquoise desk flip sign product preview\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.breliance.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/85b4924542c057518d44d9b4120fd55c3100fc1d.webp\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-muted-note\"\u003eChoose your preferred available color for the selected product format.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- TWO FORMAT COMPARISON --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section sd-soft\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e Find Your Workspace Match \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWHICH ONE\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-green\"\u003eFITS YOUR MOOD?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-compare-grid\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-compare-card\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e🗯️ Desk Flip Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003e12 Sarcastic Messages\u003cbr\u003eNo Calendar Dates\u003cbr\u003eFreestanding Design\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-compare-card\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e📅 Desk Calendar\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003e2027 Monthly Dates\u003cbr\u003eSarcastic Phrases\u003cbr\u003eDesktop Display\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- DESK CALENDAR FEATURE --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section sd-dark\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-row\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"preview\" src=\"https:\/\/www.breliance.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/e15d92e278f6bc38d1f59686eed15162ef5addcb.webp\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e Meetings. Deadlines. Eye Rolls. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eKEEP THE DATES.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-green\"\u003e ADD THE ATTITUDE. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe 2027 Desk Calendar brings monthly planning and unfiltered sarcasm together in one compact desktop display.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp style=\"margin-top: 10px;\"\u003eA practical way to check the month, with a funny reminder not to take every workday too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- EVERYDAY USE --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e Not Your Average Office Accessory \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eSMALL SIGN.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-green\"\u003e BIG PERSONALITY. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"sd-sub\"\u003eA funny conversation starter for desks, home offices and personal workspaces that need a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cul class=\"sd-checks\"\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOffice Desks:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add sarcastic humor to ordinary workdays.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eHome Offices:\u003c\/strong\u003e Give your workspace more personality.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDesk Organization:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep the 2027 calendar within view.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFunny Gifts:\u003c\/strong\u003e A memorable choice for anyone who loves blunt humor.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- GIFT SECTION --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section sd-gift\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e For Your Favorite Sarcastic Human \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT\u003cbr\u003eFOR SOMEONE WHO'S\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-pink\"\u003eHAD ENOUGH. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eGot a coworker with the sharpest comebacks? A friend who speaks fluent sarcasm? Or a work-from-home partner who can't stand unnecessary meetings?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp style=\"margin-top: 10px;\"\u003eGive them a desk accessory that understands their sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-gift-tags\"\u003e🎁 Office Gift Exchanges😂 Work Besties🎂 Birthdays🏠 Home Offices💚 Gifts for Yourself\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-section sd-faq\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-center\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\"\u003e Good Questions. Straight Answers. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eBEFORE YOU\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-green\"\u003eFLIP OUT.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhat is the difference between the two formats?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe Desk Flip Sign displays 12 unfiltered messages without calendar dates. The 2027 Desk Calendar features monthly dates and sarcastic messages in a freestanding desktop format.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eCan I change the Desk Flip Sign message?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eYes. Simply flip the spiral-bound pages to switch between its 12 different desk statuses.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eWhat colors can I choose?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe available colors are Turquoise, Vivid Crimson and Black. Choose your preferred available color for your selected format.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eIs the Desk Calendar for 2027?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eYes. The Desk Calendar is a 2027 edition. The 12-in-1 Desk Flip Sign does not include calendar dates.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eDoes this product contain swear words?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eYes. These products contain explicit language and adult sarcasm. Consider your workplace and the recipient before displaying them.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eAre both formats included together?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eNo. The Desk Flip Sign and Desk Calendar are separate options. Choose your preferred product format and color when ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- FINAL SECTION --\u003e \u003csection class=\"sd-final\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sd-kicker\" style=\"color: #7de4c5;\"\u003e A Little Less Small Talk. A Whole Lot More Personality. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2\u003eLET THE SIGN\u003cbr\u003eDO THE TALKING.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eFunny, brutally honest and ridiculously relatable. Choose the desk sign or 2027 desktop calendar that perfectly matches your attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"sd-final-tag\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"#\"\u003eYOUR DESK. YOUR MOOD. 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