{"product_id":"grumpy-coffee-raven-figurine","title":"☕😂 Grumpy Coffee Raven Figurine — Funny Morning Decor for Coffee Lovers","description":"\u003c!-- Container Unit with namespace: grumpy-coffee-raven-figurine --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grumpy-coffee-raven-figurine-container\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont,;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🔒 01. TOP TRUST \u0026 PAYMENT BANNER --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 12px; margin-bottom: 14px; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.04); text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Top Highlights Badges --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; gap: 4px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background: #fef3c7; color: #92400e; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800; padding: 3px 8px; border-radius: 20px;\"\u003e☕ GRUMPY RAVEN\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #d1fae5; color: #065f46; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800; padding: 3px 8px; border-radius: 20px;\"\u003e😂 FUNNY MORNING DECOR\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #dbeafe; color: #1d4ed8; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800; padding: 3px 8px; border-radius: 20px;\"\u003e🎁 GIFT FOR COFFEE LOVERS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #1e293b; margin-bottom: 8px; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; gap: 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #059669;\"\u003e🔒\u003c\/span\u003e Guaranteed Safe \u0026amp; Secure Checkout\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Trust Payment Badges (No Klarna) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; align-items: center; gap: 4px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background: #f8fafc; border: 1px solid #cbd5e1; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 900; color: #003087;\"\u003ePayPal\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #1434cb; color: #fff; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 900;\"\u003eVISA\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #000; color: #fff; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff5f00;\"\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003eMastercard\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #006fcf; color: #fff; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eAMEX\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #000; color: #fff; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eApple Pay\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #fff; color: #5f6368; border: 1px solid #cbd5e1; padding: 2px 8px; border-radius: 5px; font-size: 9px; font-weight: 800;\"\u003eGoogle Pay\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 9.5px; color: #64748b; font-weight: 600;\"\u003e🛡️ 256-Bit Encrypted | 📦 Order Tracking\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ☕ 02. HERO SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(180deg, #fdf9f5 0%, #ffffff 100%); border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 20px 14px; margin-bottom: 14px; text-align: center; border-top: 2px solid #6f4e37;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; margin-bottom: 8px; color: #6f4e37; font-size: 10px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 1.2px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eGrumpy Coffee Raven Figurine\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"font-size: clamp(20px, 5.5vw, 26px); font-weight: 600; color: #3b2e26; margin: 0 0 8px 0; line-height: 1.28; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e☕ Before Coffee, He Has Nothing to Say.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #4f5452; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eMeet the little raven who perfectly understands mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eWith his grumpy stare, slouched pose, and coffee mug in hand, this hilarious raven brings a little attitude to your \u003cstrong style=\"color: #3b2e26;\"\u003ecoffee bar, kitchen, desk, or bookshelf\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; font-weight: bold; color: #6f4e37; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eBecause some mornings just need coffee before conversation. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hero Main Image --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/3793\/7849\/files\/4_760b8b87-a013-4b3b-b3fc-cce2338e05f3.png?v=1791037841\" alt=\"Grumpy Coffee Raven Figurine\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 😂 03. YOUR MORNING MOOD --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 16px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 600; color: #6f4e37; margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e😂 Your Morning Mood, in Raven Form\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eTired eyes. Zero enthusiasm. Coffee in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eSound familiar?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong style=\"color: #3b2e26;\"\u003eGrumpy Coffee Raven\u003c\/strong\u003e turns that classic 'don't talk to me yet' morning feeling into a funny little decoration you'll smile at every time you see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #6f4e37; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e☕ Grumpy. Tired. Caffeinated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/3793\/7849\/files\/3_df8594a4-734c-467c-bb90-841455634ae6.png?v=1791037841\" alt=\"Grumpy Coffee Raven - Grumpy Tired Caffeinated\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🏡 04. A LITTLE ATTITUDE FOR ANY CORNER --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf8f3; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 16px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 600; color: #6f4e37; margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e🏡 A Little Attitude for Any Corner\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eGive your everyday space a little more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 8px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003ePerfect for your:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 10px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e☕ \u003cstrong\u003eCoffee Bar \u0026amp; Kitchen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 10px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e💻 \u003cstrong\u003eOffice \u0026amp; Work Desk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 10px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e📚 \u003cstrong\u003eBookshelf \u0026amp; Reading Nook\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 10px 0; border-top: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-bottom: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e🏡 \u003cstrong\u003eLiving Room \u0026amp; Side Table\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 12px 0 0 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eIts grumpy expression makes it more than another decoration—it's the little character everyone notices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🎁 05. FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T MORNING PEOPLE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 16px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 19px; font-weight: 600; color: #6f4e37; margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e🎁 For People Who Aren't Morning People\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eLooking for something different?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eThis grumpy little coffee companion makes a fun gift for \u003cstrong style=\"color: #3b2e26;\"\u003ecoffee lovers, coworkers, raven lovers, friends, and anyone who needs that first cup before becoming human again.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #686d6b; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003ePerfect for \u003cstrong style=\"color: #3b2e26;\"\u003ebirthdays, housewarmings, holidays, Secret Santa, or just because.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 10px; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #dedbd4;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/3793\/7849\/files\/1_f6249b6f-3345-490d-90c1-9e3593d259f8.png?v=1791037841\" alt=\"Grumpy Coffee Raven Gift\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🎯 06. FINAL CTA --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #6f4e37; border-radius: 14px; padding: 18px 16px; margin-bottom: 14px; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; box-shadow: 0 4px 14px rgba(111,78,55,.25);\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e☕ NOT YET. Coffee First.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; font-size: 13.5px; color: #f5ede6; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eBring home the raven who understands your morning mood better than anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #f8df9a;\"\u003e😂 Add a Little Grumpy to Your Morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 📦 07. PACKAGE INCLUDES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 14px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #a85d35; margin: 0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e🎁 Package Includes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 18px; font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; line-height: 2.4;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 × Grumpy Coffee Raven Figurine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ❗ 08. NOTES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf8f3; border: 1px solid #dedbd4; border-radius: 14px; padding: 16px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; color: #37433f; margin: 0 0 10px 0; font-family: Georgia, serif;\"\u003e❗ Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 18px; font-size: 13px; color: #686d6b; line-height: 2;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🛡️ 09. OUR GUARANTEE --\u003e\u003c!-- 💬 10. FOOTER --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 12px; font-size: 11px; color: #64748b; border-top: 1px dashed #dedbd4;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #6f4e37; font-size: 13px; display: inline-block;\"\u003e☕ Not yet. Coffee first — thank you for supporting our store! 😂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Not yet. Coffee Crow.","offer_id":55235851583827,"sku":"YM01642610071448-Not yet. Coffee Crow.","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee Crow","offer_id":55235851616595,"sku":"YM01642610071448-Coffee Crow","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1102\/9934\/9331\/files\/4_760b8b87-a013-4b3b-b3fc-cce2338e05f3.png?v=1791344836","url":"https:\/\/tyiimax.co.uk\/products\/grumpy-coffee-raven-figurine","provider":"Tyiimax.co.uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}